tainteddreamer89:

corinaisprettycool:

she looks like she’s gonna kill the h8rz

I love her

amphata:

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

I’m speechless, this is genius.

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

baphometthebitch:

And all LGBTQIA+ (as well as non binary, ect!)

vintage-aerith:

you can like the life you’re living

you can live the life you like

you can even marry Harry

but mess around with Ike…

melancholybee:

This is exactly how I feel today.

I need some help looking for a new binder mine is about to fall apart and i need a new one like right now. If any of you know where to find a cheap, good, comfortable binder please let me know.

koujakus-blog:

one time i was eating some chips and salsa with my mom and it was really spicy so i went “i feel like a dragon” because my mouth was fucking on fire and my mom just casually says “you only want to be a dragon so you can have that hiccup boy ride you”

it took her a few moments to realize her mistake

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pets and Tumblr photoset

katyuna:

radcoolswag:

fvesauce:

sushinfood:

I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG

BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG

WHY IS THE KID IN THE BACKGROUND SLAPPING MEAT AGAINST HIS HEAD THO???

todorokililian:

a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors

gogglechild:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

idjtits:

idjtits:

are pears flammable

after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable

mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
mum: wha-
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
mum: why
me: science

#It’s science as long as you write it down

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science

[science clapping] well done friend

you forgot your data table:image

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Please believe me! My wish to protect you is not a lie!

dmmdonline:

It’s all the same as me. The same.